Posted 2 months ago

Is that much surveillance needed for milk? 

(Oh, something I learned from Old Navy years ago: a lot of those bubbles don’t have a camera inside. Some are just empty decoys)

Posted 2 months ago

Hey, why does Kmart have a bigger selection in 1984 than 2013?

1984 Kmart Commercial (by Crommy5)

Posted 2 months ago

What car did they rip that off of?

Posted 2 months ago

I wasn’t going to buy this folding chair, but now that I see it open and on display, well, this is good as sold.

Also, how many different tiles are making up this floor? And why does that shelf look like it was pulled from another Kmart that caught on fire?

Posted 2 months ago

Oh crap, someone’s coming! Let’s get out of here, guys!

Posted 2 months ago

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

Posted 2 months ago

I’d like to push my cart through, but there’s nothing but ugly-ass coats on clearance blocking the way! Really, look at that gap between the clothing department and that rack. 

Posted 2 months ago

Hey Samantha, tell Carrie she left her shoe in Kmart!

Posted 2 months ago

Again, the selection at Kmart is just staggering.

Posted 2 months ago

Hey PS3 owners! Have I got a store for you!

Posted 2 months ago

When I think of shoes, I think of cases of Slim Fast. Oh, and an errant bouncy ball.

Posted 2 months ago


Oh here’s the pants and dog food aisle!

Posted 2 months ago

“OK GUYS, IT’S EASTER TIME! BUST OUT THE FOLDING TABLES, STICK THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WALKWAY, AND PUT OUT THOSE PRE-ASSSEMBLED EASTER BASKETS!”

Kmart, ever heard of an “endcap”?

Posted 2 months ago

Crap, I really wanted some gum.

Posted 2 months ago

How could these awesome sweaters be on clearance?!!!